A Christmas letter from Mary & Joseph
(Note to readers: The letter below is a gift from Randy Schatz, 40, of Moorhead, Minn., where he’s a member of Lutheran Church of the Good Shepherd. Schatz helps readers imagine what Mary and Joseph might have written in their first “Christmas” letter. At the end of the post, you’ll find 2009 Christmas letters written by ELCA bishops.)
I hope that you are all well. I can’t believe it’s been a year since we saw all of you at the census. We thought we might send a letter to bring everyone up to speed. Perhaps you could write back and let us know how your year has been. Who knows, this might take off one day.
With all of the chaos in Bethlehem at the time, we aren’t really
sure what day the baby was born, but it was close to December 24th. The day doesn’t really matter because he had 10 fingers, 10 toes, a wrinkly little smile and a full head of hair. Jesus is a year old now and already almost 2 cubits tall. He has my eyes and it looks like he will grow big and strong. I have been working hard to get back into my old dresses and Joseph says I look as good as I did before. :-)
I can’t believe how crowded it was in Bethlehem. So many people were sleeping on the streets and in back alleys. Thankfully, we found an innkeeper named Galron who let us stay in
the stable. Man, oh man, was he in trouble when his wife found out he put a woman who was big as a house in the barn. We all had a good laugh. Samuela, Galron’s wife, was so sweet. When she found out that we had to travel to Egypt with a newborn on our old donkey she insisted that we take a new mare instead. She said it was the least she could do with her husband putting a pregnant woman in the barn. What a gift that was.
We met a fun group of shepherds in Bethlehem. They were staying in the alley right behind the stable. There wasn’t enough room for them inside, but Galron had extra straw so that worked out well. These guys were awesome. Anything we needed from the market they would get for us, and they even put together the cutest little manger for Jesus to use as a crib. Anytime anyone near the stable got loud enough to disturb me or Jesus the shepherds would get after them. Thanks guys!
By now you have heard that we are in Egypt because an angel warned Joseph in a dream. I know what you are thinking — it
was a nightmare. But after the angel visit I got a while back, we take these things seriously. Unfortunately, we left in such a rush that we didn’t get to see the men from Pakistan. Thankfully, Samuela forwarded the gifts to us. The frankincense and myrrh smell so beautiful; everything around smells wonderful because of it. Right now, we haven’t decided what to do with the gold, but it never hurts for a young family to have a rainy day fund.
Joseph has been working since we got here. Cairo is sprawling and new houses that are popping up everywhere, so it’s a great time to be a carpenter. He’s working with a well established contractor named Abubakar, who says he’s really happy with Joseph’s work ethic; I guess the local men aren’t used to working as hard as the men from back home. We are renting a couple of rooms in one of Abubakar’s houses, but he says that when works slows down in the summer that he and Joseph will build us a place of our own. That will be nice now that Jesus is toddling around and getting into EVERYTHING!!!
In September, we had a chance to travel to Giza. Jesus got his first camel ride and an artist made a wonderful caricatures portrait of the family on back of the camel. It was a long ride out and back so that new mare worked out well again (thanks again Samuela, I can’t imagine what our lives would be like without you.)
Love always,
Mary, Joseph and Jesus
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2009 Christmas Letters from ELCA Bishops
Bishop Claire Burkat, Southeastern Pennsylvania Synod
Bishop David deFreese, Nebraska Synod
Bishop Murray Finck, Pacifica Synod
ELCA Presiding Bishop Mark Hanson
Bishop Kurt Kusserow, Southwestern Pennsylvania Synod
Bishop Gerald Mansholt, Central States Synod
Bishop Duane Pederson, Northwest Wisconsin Synod
Bishop Harold Usgaard, Southeastern Minnesota Synod
Bishop Martin Wells, Eastern Washington-Idaho Synod
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© Pretty Good Lutherans Pretty Good Lutherans wishes to thank Randy Schatz for creativity and spirit. Randy will be celebrating a birthday on Saturday. Photo of baby 1 by Jun Aviles. Creative Commons license. Photo of baby 2 by Stephen Poff. Creative Commons license. Photo of baby 3 and framed photo by Justin McGregor. Creative Commons license. Photo of baby 4 by Heather Williams. Creative Commons license. Photo of baby 5 by Jordi Vila. Creative Commons license. Thank you for visiting Pretty Good Lutherans. Come again!
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December 14th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
What a beautiful letter. I just love this
It reminds me how incredible it is that God came to us as Jesus starting as a mere babe in Bethlehem. It reminds me what a gift and blessing Salvation is… I have heard the story of Jesus’ birth countless times and what it means from a great many people… but this letter puts a whole new statement in the true meanings for me. Lovely. Thank you for this
December 15th, 2009 at 7:27 am
This is creative, funny and poignant. Great read.
December 15th, 2009 at 9:20 am
Randy –
This is amazing – what these people don’t know was what your life was like before you let Jesus find you. Thinking about your progress in life makes my eyes more than “mist.”
Your sister,
Sandra
December 15th, 2009 at 10:15 am
Thanks for the post and the links. Interestingly, the link for Bishop deFreese goes to a story on the Church of Latter Day Saints and their work to stop bogus entries in their genealogy database.
December 15th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Oh, thanks for telling me about the hyperlink mixup. I’ve made the fix.
December 15th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Wow. Sounds like another story here…..
December 15th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Bishop Burkat’s letter is at http://www.ministrylink.org/article/grace-guidance-and-gratitude/
December 15th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
Bob,
Thanks for the link. I added Bishop Burkat to the list.
Your Web site looks great!
Susan